Name Game

Let me see...

nanny,mammy,granny B

mee-maw, maw-maw, mam-maw, GiGi

grandma, gramma,  nana, gmaw, nonna C

oh whoever will I be ?

as you can tell I am pretty excited about this first gbaby

does anyone have any fun or different grandma names??

heart overflowing

into a river of love

unborn grandbaby

 Through the foggy woods

David ran

deeper and deeper

itno the forest

David ran

howling sounds

and eerie screams

David ran

and ran

it was Halloween night

moon shining bright

David ran

the air turned cold

he was full of fright

David ran

Suddenly

SOMETHING

reached out

and snatched

David up

into it's

cold

hairy

arms

David fainted!!

David was never seen or heard from again!!!

Happy Halloween!!!





here we meet again
i fall for you-
autumn lovers

  

I am Woman

    Louise  left the front door open as she ran down the street screaming at him to stop!! She sees her shoe bounce off the back glass of his 2001 black Dodge Ram as he turns the corner. Does he not know he is dealing with a xanax taking, menopausal woman?she mutters under her breath.  How friggin difficult is it to get the newspaper in the box.?

    One shoe on , she limps to the corner to pick up her aging pink nike and looks around to see her nosey hateful neighbor looking at her over the top of her bifocals.She seriously thinks about giving her the finger, but thinks twice, and then goes ahead and does it anyway. Ha!Ha! take that you old bat!! and looks at the shocked looked on Mrs.Wimble's face. Smiles to herself.  

   Entering her house she rushes to answer the ringing phone.

Hello.....hello..... HELLOOO!!!! 

 This is United Grocers of the Grocery World, would you like to take our survey?

 Gimme a break, like I have nothing better to do.

 NO!!  I would NOT like to take your survey!! I do not buy groceries I live on fast food!!!she growls and hangs up the phone.

   Thelma closes her front door as she walks to pick up her newspaper off the ground. She waves and smiles at the man in the 2001 Black Dodge Ram. Silently wishing he would get the paper in the box.

  She sees Mrs. Wimble glaring at her over the top of her bifocals. She is her hateful, nosey neighbor who can never mind her own business. She waves and smiles at Mrs. Wimble, who in return turns her back and walks away.

Entering her house she rushes to answer her ringing phone..

Hello...hello....Is anyone there?

This is United Grocers of the Grocery World, would you like to take our survey?

 Of course she says..sighing to herself, I have nothing else better to do...

I am a Thelma on the outside, and a Louise on the inside. Somedays I am a Thelma and Louise rolled all up into one :)

still

you will feel

the firestorm

that once

 RAGED

 through your blood,

making you

breathless

as the sound of your heart

beat like a

 d r u m

you will feel the matchstrike

as the touch of your skin

unites

 causing the electric

current to

 travel

and

 travel

making your toes curl

in complete

satisfaction

you will feel this

story

again and again

Baby Love

lookin in these eyes

memories flood my soul

of your momma

so many years ago

lookin in these eyes

I see

her sweet little face

bringing precious memories to me

lookin in these eyes

I begin to smile

remembering

all awhile

 the first time

I knew

 true baby love

Your momma

My very first neice...

MJYUMBLedThOuGHtsStuMbmilednd

On the outside of the box, she was a complete scene,
a peaceful waterfall on a beautiful sunny day,
but on the inside, the puzzle peices had been lost,
broken, the corner pieces gone, making the picture incomplete..
Her mind was jumbled with mass confusion,
thoughts twisting and untwisting like broken pretzels,
crumbs in the bottom of the bag, waiting to be thrown away..
She absorbed every emotion, every memory
as her brain soaked up all the words in her thoughts,
as her thoughts soaked up all the words in her brain..
She stumbled, she just stumbled...







,

My Bullet List

1. only child
2. only grandchild
3. first date with hubby June 11,1982
4. married Sept.8, 1982
5. no I was not pregnant
6. married @ 16
7. married 28 yrs
8. first daughter at 18
9. she weighed 10 lbs and 7 ounces
10. no I did not have her naturally, was by csection
11. she is now 26
12. 5ft 8
13.  and married
14.  and carrying my first grandbaby :) :) :)
15. second daughter at 21
16. she weighed 7lbs. and 9 1/2 ounces
17. she is now 23
18. she is 6ft.1in
19. yes she played basketball
20. I am 5 ft 4 in
21. I have lived in 5 homes my entire life
22. 2 with my parents
23. 3 with my husband
24. all 5 have been within 10 miles of each other
25. I have had 5 jobs
26. 4 of them have been with kids
27. I work in Special Education
28. I know sign language
29. I have had 2 csections, 1 hysterectomy (dont think2 is possible) one foot surgery
30. the foot surgery sucked
31. need another one on the other foot
32. I am dragging my heels about that one
33. haha! that was lame I know
34. My hubby and I have cattle, dogs, chickens, horses, rabbits, turkeys, cat
35. in the past we have had a pet deer, pet raccoons, peacocks, doves, potbellied pigs,donkeys, tumbling pigeons..iquana, parakeets, quinea pigs....i am probably forgetting something
36. my favorite color is red
37. I also love pink
38. I drive a red mustang
39. I love clothes!!!
40. I love to shop!!!
41. My favorite things to do are simple
42. Reading....all kinds of books, but my faves are murder, murder, murder
43. I love movies, all types of movies, not to much into science fiction, I like suspense and murder movies the best.
44. I know 754 ways to kill someone without getting caught!!! haha..just joking
45. I love to write, mainly about love and relationships, would love to pursue some things for kids
46. I would like to learn to write better
47. I love to take pictures
48. I wish I had pursued a side career in photography
49. I also love to draw and to paint
50. I do not have a bit of talent in any of the above things I love to do
51. I am learning to crochet, making a blanket for my gbaby to be
52. When I turned 40... something happened to my somehwat normal brain and nothing has been the same since. Did not cope well with that number!!!
53. I have learned more from the kids in my special education class than I have ever learned from anyone. They teach me something new each day!! I am so fortunate that this is the path that was chosen for me.
54. I would love to write about the the things that are really in my head. But am scared too.
55. I have only been out of the country once and that was Mexico..
56. God has blessed me with so much that I have been so undeserving of!!!! Our God is an awesome God!!
57. As of today I have been alive 44 years and 364 days.....
58. I would love to read a bullet list about each of you :))))))

THE HAYRIDE

down in the field

where the cornstalks lay

I went for a ride

on a trailer full of hay

full of fear

full of fright

silvery moon

on a cold fall night
deep in the shadows

 I did see

something horrifying

 looking at me

hair that is snarled

hands that are gnarled

pointed hat

big black cat

where is

 the broomstick at?

I heard the screams

I heard the shout

Someone watch me

I am fixing to jump out

down in the field

where the cornstalks lay

I left my ride

on the trailer full of hay

last thing
they did see,

was that ugly old witch

chasing Me!!